This article is dedicated to Adrian Noronha. Where would we be without him..?   I think it’s fair to say the universe is pretty large place, and it turns out most of it isn’t exactly ideal for settling down and starting a family. In fact, even this small speck of dust known as...

  So the Olympics are well under way which means it’s the only thing that anyone is going to be talking about for the next two weeks. We figured what would be better than loading your brains with ten round of pub ammunition to impress your friends/potential lovers. Yes, we realise...

  So today is Friday 13th. That shit cray. Today is apparently the day where, if things can go wrong, they will. I personally have taped up all my mirrors, lain flat all my ladders, and tied up all my black cats in a large sack. Yup, nothing bad can happen to me today (unless it involves...

  We have so far given you a pretty extensive list of what kinds of things you can expect to be doing at Uni. Things such as drinking, gnoming, and sexing, but hopefully never all three at the same time. Nonetheless, prepare yourself for an article so true, so witty, and so hilarious...

  I think that, deep down, we all find changing our clocks a particularly unnerving experience. Are we now in the future? Or in the past? Obviously we remember that the clocks ‘spring forward, fall back’, but does that mean we get one more hour in bed or one less? I guess...

  It’s hard being student. Really, it is. Not only do we have to contend with this whole ‘work’ thing, but our mummies aren’t even there to help us eat and clean and things. Those people in the featured image to the left sure look happy though, so as someone who...

  So February 29th, huh? That was a fun day. On the 28th, everyone was like “Woah, tomorrow’s gonna be soooo crazy!” but then they realised it felt a lot like March 1st… Oh well, there are some cool things about leap years though. Allow me to list them here in a...

  Once again, it is here. You’ve noticed it is actually quite cold outside, the Pogues are playing as you wait in the queue to buy frozen produce from Iceland, and at least 25 of your friends have felt the need to set a facebook status about the Coca-Cola Christmas advert. But...

  Don’t get me wrong. I love Twitter. It’s an awesome tool for following bizarre people known as celebrities, and for being followed by even more bizarre people known as ‘stalkers’. You may recall we documented the worst people to follow here. However, it...

  Hello, and welcome to The Top Five Senses in Humans! I know what you’re thinking: ‘Silly Nathan, doesn’t he know there are only five senses? What a boring article this shall be.’ Well, I put it to you that there are potentially up to 20 different senses that...

  Games are meant to be fun, hence the age-old expression ‘it’s all fun and games!’ But sometimes, game designers lose track of their roots and create such abominations that send grown men (/ me) crying to their mums. There are a lot of famously impossible arcade style...

  This is the first entry in the series of activities to do before you die. Well, or just before you become too frail and decrepit to do them. If you are scared of the unknown, have a phobia of heights, or just don’t like being injected with adrenaline (not literally), stop reading...

  Everyone loves the platypus, and let’s be honest why wouldn’t you? They look like the losing entry in the ‘Design A Mythical Creature’ competition. Apparently, some people ‘jokingly’ say that this creature’s existence implies that God has a...

  1.They are different Inherently, everything in the universe is different than something else. In this case, we are discussing two products; the P.C. and the Mac. Granted, humans hate things that differ from their perceived norms, but I still don’t think that any logical, reasonable...

  I‘m sorry to have to be the party pooper here. This list so far has been all fun and games. Gnoming, Sleeping Around, Spending Your Money; what more could you want? But unfortunately, that’s not why you’re at university. At some point in your Uni career / 3-year-long...

  Games are meant to be fun, hence the age-old expression ‘it’s all fun and games!’ But sometimes, game designers lose track of their roots and create such abominations that send grown men (/ me) crying to their mums. There are a lot of famously impossible arcade style...