There aren’t many jobs that suck on every level imaginable but unfortunately, chimney sweeping is one of them. Now I’m not talking about modern day sweeping, because that there’s some pussy shit. As Dizzee Rascal once infamously proclaimed: “Don’t make me...
Failed Letters (Frid...
posted by Nathan O'Neill
All I want is free things. Is that too much to ask? All too often, companies consider themselves too awesome to reply, like the two below. Now I may need to consider new tactics. —————————– TO: ...
Twilight: The Facts
posted by Eoghain Ellis
To coincide with the release of the borderline pornography that was Twilight: Breaking Dawn on DVD earlier this month, I’d like to release my thoughts on the matter. The Twilight franchise disturbs me, to say the least. It keeps me up at night – albeit not in the same way...
Hula Hoop Havoc (Fri...
posted by Nathan O'Neill
Here’s a fun fact for you. Did you know that you can buy extra large Hula Hoops so that adults can continue to have the pleasure of slipping them over their fingers? Anyways, that doesn’t redeem them from what occurred...
Chocolate Disgustive...
posted by TrendFlux Staff
ATTENTION ALL: I am now offering my complaining services to anyone with an issue! And I will pass on the goods I receive to you (maybe)! So congratulations to Holly Ellis who is now the proud owner of… Well, read on to find out!...
Top 5 Facts About Pl...
posted by Nathan O'Neill
Everyone loves the platypus, and let’s be honest why wouldn’t you? They look like the losing entry in the ‘Design A Mythical Creature’ competition. Apparently, some people ‘jokingly’ say that this creature’s existence implies that God has a...
Jumper-Related Japes...
posted by TrendFlux Staff
You know, when we write these letters, we’re not always rude and demanding. Sometimes, we just want a nice chat… and replacement items. So imagine our delight when clothing company QCumber replied to us. Aren’t they nice? They also make lovely...
Housemates (Friday F...
posted by TrendFlux Staff
In an ideal world, housemates would behave like the cast of Friends; slightly dysfunctional but work well as a group and, let’s be honest, who wouldn’t want to share a house with Jennifer Aniston? Unfortunately, in the real world this is not the case. As much as you know...
Unexplained Mysterie...
posted by TrendFlux Staff
It would be naive to suggest that we humans could ever have a full understanding of our universe as there is always something new and unpredictable just around the corner. For example, Bill Gates suggested that no one would ever need more than 64kB of data. Oh, how we laughed when we...
First TrendFlux Vide...
posted by TrendFlux Staff
Do you like Inception? Do you like Christmas? Do you like Oliver Taylor? If the answer to all three of those questions is a ruddy yes then click on the video below, come on, don’t be a scrooge. Subscribe to Oliver’s YouTube channel here. For more videos and...
Writing Essays ...
posted by TrendFlux Staff
Christmas has passed, New Year’s has come and gone and for many of us the evil spectre of essays is fast threatening your firstborns and disturbing your family seances. What follows is not so much a guide to sending these ethereal beasts back into the underworld, but it should...
The Placebo Effect ...
posted by TrendFlux Staff
Doctors will often give their patients a pill, or some kind of treatment, in order to improve their condition. The pills will usually contain wonderful medicines and chemicals, and treatments could be anything from anaesthetic and painkillers to actual surgery. But enough of this...
Home Depot ...
posted by TrendFlux Staff
Upon entering home depot it is common to believe that you have stumbled into an illegal Mafia warehouse. However, upon investigation, it is in fact not a giant money laundering scheme. Albeit there are often large, sweaty men, usually named Gordy working...
Beards ...
posted by TrendFlux Staff
The first thing you need to ask yourself is “Can I physically grow a beard?” Sounds like an obvious question, but I’ve seen a lot of attempts at facial hair that frankly make Justin Beiber look like Gandalf in comparison. Remember that time you ‘roughed...
SOPA (Repost)
posted by Rida Hamidou
This article was first posted on 24/12/2011. I’m only saying this to show off how ahead of the times TrendFlux can be. SOPA: Trying To Soap Down Freedom Since VHS What is SOPA I hear you cry? Well, until recently I wasn’t aware of the storm brewing behind our...
Films (Not) Based On...
posted by TrendFlux Staff
The Pursuit of Happyness is a wonderfully uplifting story about a down-on-his-luck man working his ass off in order to give the best life possible to his son. Chris Gardner (played by Will Smith) undergoes many terrible hardships such as being homeless, being poor, and being hit by a...
eBay ...
posted by TrendFlux Staff
The Internet is a vast and incredible thing. There is little you cannot find on it, and if we take a look at the general structure of the internet, it paints a pretty good picture of the human mind, what with 4 out of 5 pages on the internet being porn. Now that I’ve mentioned...
Planking ...
posted by TrendFlux Staff
For those of you who are blissfully unaware of the ‘sport’ that is Planking, have no fear, because all will become clear (that rhymes; unintentional). The reason I have inverted my commas, and placed them around the word ‘sport’ is because I can’t think of...
Worst Places To Live
posted by TrendFlux Staff
We need an idea for the fifth entry in this otherwise hilarious series. Leave a comment somewhere and we will get on it! Hold tight to see the current collection.
Survival ...
posted by TrendFlux Staff
Remember the first time we featured a video on this site? Man, I bet you guys loved it. Find more videos and comics here, and be sure to subscribe to Oliver’s videos...
A Country House Week...
posted by TrendFlux Staff
HOLDING PAGE! PLEASE WAIT WHILST YOU ARE REDIRECTED! I’m working on this issue. This page shouldn’t be here…
DIY Stores ...
posted by TrendFlux Staff
HOLDING PAGE! PLEASE WAIT WHILST YOU ARE REDIRECTED! Lol, this is just me being lazy.
Rioting ...
posted by TrendFlux Staff
Remember that time those riots happened? That was funny, in a very sombre way. If you had no access to the news or even word-of-mouth during that turbulent time, this is just the place to find out what happened! You will be redirected to a lovely guide to proper rioting practice...
Drinking ...
posted by TrendFlux Staff
Everyone at Uni, and beyond, needs to know how to drink. So who better to explain than the illustrious Guy Vero, who opened your eyes to the wonderful world of gnoming? If you’re impatient, then simply click the image below. Otherwise, just hold on 15 seconds, and...