Short but sweet this one. I’ve got so many vouchers now, they’re coming out the wazoo (whatever that means)! I don’t want anymore, so now I shall begin refusing vouchers in exchange for something better. I’ll still get vouchers for you guys, so be sure to...

  I know you guys have missed these complaints letters, but luckily for you (and unluckily for me), lots of bad stuff has been happening to me lately. So stay tuned for loads of increasingly adventurous complaints! And be sure to email admin@trendflux.com if you have any complaints of...

  You know, throughout these letters, I’ve been quite demanding, perhaps a little rude, but it turns out (as always) that kindness is the way forward. I wonder what sorts of things I can get from now on, just by being...

  I do love a good email correspondence! Unfortunately, this is not one of those. Sometimes I feel like I’m talking to a computer, and I don’t know why I bother. Sniff. But I must go on. My people need me, as a continue to act as a Voucher...

  So the legal department here at TrendFlux HQ have advised me that I probably shouldn’t complain to Tesco again (and again. And again). You know, for fear of real-life repercussions. But when a TrendFlux reader comes to me with their complaint, what am I supposed to do? Well, I...

Occasionally, I don’t have the time to be emailing back and forth. I just wanna get in there, get the free money, and get out. I call these ‘Smash-and-Grab jobs’. Oh look, there’s one just here. Please...

So I’ve been emailing Tesco a lot, and they don’t really like it. To get an understanding of what’s going on below, I suggest that you first read Part I. I’ll wait for you to get back. You may notice that here, I’ve taken to using a different email address. This...

  Sometimes, you just know that when you complain to a particular company, you’re gonna have a bad time. For example, if I were to complain to a quirky, independent clothes manufacturer, oh haha! What fun we would have. However, when complaining to a cigarette and general smoking...

  If I was a company (which, I must stress, I’m not) I would ensure that I never made any mistakes just so I knew that I would never have to face the wrath of a particular ‘ngoneill@hotmail.co.uk’. Some companies, however, aren’t so...

  Nestlé thought they could defend against our letters by giving us a 1000 character form to fill out, oh how they were wrong, read on… —————————— TO: customer.care@nestle.co.uk FROM: ...

  Here’s a fun fact for you. Did you know that you can buy extra large Hula Hoops so that adults can continue to have the pleasure of slipping them over their fingers? Anyways, that doesn’t redeem them from what occurred...

  ATTENTION ALL: I am now offering my complaining services to anyone with an issue! And I will pass on the goods I receive to you (maybe)! So congratulations to Holly Ellis who is now the proud owner of… Well, read on to find out!...

  Very occasionally, big food companies make mistakes. And we can’t blame them, what with the large quantities of food they must produce. When I say we can’t blame them, I mean ‘we can’. This is...

  You know what? It’s about time someone stood up for the little guy. I’m tired of being pushed around by the massive corporations, telling me what to do. This my own personal attempt to rise up against the system. I call it ‘Letters of Indignation’. My weapons?...