Please forgive me for slanting this article somewhat towards the late teens/early 20s; I figured if you’re 12 years old, you either don’t know what a pimp is or aren’t interested in the opposite sex yet. If your 30 and up, I’m sure you have more important things to worry about,...
Tequila
posted by Chris Williams
Having been travelling in Mexico several times in my life, I feel it is time to get a little festive and share my joy of tequila. After all, what single word do we associate with Mexico more than ‘tequila’? Okay maybe ‘sombrero’, but I can confirm that no one besides your...
Worst Places To Live...
posted by Chris Williams
Firstly, I feel it necessary to say that this article isn’t intended as some sort of racist rambling with patriotic western undertones. Nope, it turns out that Iraq has been acknowledged by a company called Mercer to be the worst place to live in the whole world, and for good...
Bro Code
posted by Chris Williams
The ‘Bro Code’ is an ancient constitution dating back to biblical times, forged from the combined wisdom of countless generations of bros. It is not something to be taken lightly or overlooked; it should be treated with the utmost respect at all times. To some of you, this guide...
Worst Places to Live...
posted by Chris Williams
Following on from the previous entry in the series, one could quite viably claim North Korea to be a somewhat dreamy place to reside in comparison. An abundance of brilliant commodities such as breathable air, local shops and water supply makes North Korea worthy to only the most noble...
Bad Teacher
posted by Chris Williams
”Oh no, another chick flick!”, I hear you cry. “How many wretch-worthy romanticisms am I going to have to face in a film starring both Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake!?” Usually, I would be agreeing with you, as these kinds of films very often have you cringing in...
Sean Kingston Crash
posted by Chris Williams
Sean Kingston, singer / songwriter extraordinaire (more like ‘extraordi-nah’), has been hospitalised after a jet ski accident at the end of May. The accident has left both him and another female passenger severely injured but they are both in stable conditions, and are...
L.A. Noire
posted by Chris Williams
You may assume that the title to “L.A. Noire” is in some manner related to the political nature of the police cases. If you did assume as such, an ‘ass’ had indeed been made out of ‘u’ since you’d be mistaken. Not ‘me’ though,...
Picking up Girls
posted by Chris Williams
First, it is important that I express my level of expertise on the matter. I have, at least once during my life, experienced the act of copulation first hand. My actual ‘first hand’ has experienced much more, unfortunately. For your reading convenience I have written four...
Gears of War 3 Beta
posted by Jamie Greenwood
The first two Gears of War games were phenomenal; the series has taken its role as a must-have alongside Call of Duty and Halo. Gears 1’s online play was groundbreaking and Gears 2 had great potential and stunning visuals. Sadly, it suffered immensely from every gamers pet hate;...