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Things To Do In The Snow (Video)

January 18th, 2013

Is it snowing? The best way to find out is to check your Facebook news feed. If you answered in the affirmative, then please enjoy this video indicating the Top 5 Things To Do In The Snow. The more numerically able amongst you may have realised that there is actually more than five things in this video, but hey, we only have a limited number of categories. Regardless, subscribe to the YouTube channels of both TrendFlux and Oliver Taylor himself, why not?

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Frisbee with Oliver Taylor

October 24th, 2012

Good news, everybody! TrendFlux is making the bold move of investing in a fantastic new camera, and we have loads of scripts in the works. Therefore it’d probably be a good idea to subscribe to the YouTube channels of both TrendFlux and Oliver Taylor himself. Furthermore, if YOU have a hilarious script you want made, or even want to star in, just let us know!

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The Dark Knight Video Review

October 17th, 2012

Yes, Yes. I know you’ve missed Olli T’s fast-paces ramblings from yesteryear. Not to worry, he’s back with more videos, more jump cuts, and more laughter. HAHAHAHAHAHA. For those of you who haven’t seen his Synopsisizes before, you’re in for a treat! Enjoy!

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Survival (Video)

September 26th, 2012

TrendFlux has teamed up with YouTube funnyman Oliver Taylor in order to you a selection of hilarious videos, because we know you love those moving pictures. Find more videos here, and be sure to tell us what you think so we can keep bringing you more! Subscribe to his videos here

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Higgs Boson (P)Article

July 4th, 2012

Raise up your oscilloscopes and calibrate your spectrometers in celebration, because today is a great day for physics, and Brian Cox’s twitter account!

Yes. Very simple, Brian.

That’s right, we’ve done it! The pesky particle that inspired the construction of a collosal donut-shaped doomsday device on the French-Swiss border has finally been found. And that’s no mean feat; it’s as elusive as car keys that have fallen down a sofa cushion crack so deep that expensive spelunking equipment is needed to recover them.

The whole story began in 2008 when the Large Hadron Collider (or LHC, if you’re worth your constituent carbon atoms) was built amongst media driven apocalypse theories, since the thing is supposed to recreate the conditions of the Big Bang. What they seem to have missed is that the explosions are designed to be too minute to be humanly perceptable. The same risks of armageddon are achieved every time a toy cap gun is fired, and they don’t have elaborate safety procedures.

Even so, the scientists were, if you ask me, tempting fate by making their discovery announcement on Independence Day. One accidental intergalactic hyperportal and BAM! This happens:

And this time, Jeff Goldblum is too old too save us.

The boson was nicknamed the ‘God Particle’ in order to distract religious people whilst scientists vandalised their way into God’s domain and had a good old rummage round. But what it actually is is the smallest part (or quanta, if you want you loved ones to respect you) of a field called the “Higgs Field” which permeates the universe. It’s basically like the force but you can’t use it to levitate things (YET). This field is responsible for giving particles their mass. Obese people across the planet, you owe your ridicule to this fundamental physical law.

In any case, it allows particles to experience gravity and hence is vital to the formation of the universe and life on earth. Then again, so is heat, magnetism and matter but screw those, this is the God Particle, THE GOD PARTICLE!!!

I for one am excited because any discovery to do with gravity shifts us another step closer to hoverboards. We have to invent them in the next three years or Back to the Future part 2 will be wrong. And frankly, I don’t want to live in that world.

My patented design

So revel in the glory of scientific discovery and give yourself a toast- FOR SCIENCE! I’ve certainly heard worse excuses to drink…

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The Thing 1982 (Video)

March 7th, 2012

Unfortunately, this will be the last Synopsisize for a while. Oh, how I loved the crushing regularity with which Oliver Taylor made these. And now next week, we’re going to have to… Well, just wait and see

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Splice (Video)

February 29th, 2012

Do you have a film that you want to see, but only have 3 minutes in which to see it? Well, let us know, and perhaps Oliver Taylor can Synopsisize it for you! Everyone wins! Apart from Oliver, who has to spend hours in front of has laptop painstakingly editing it all together…

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X-Men: Last Stand (Video)

February 22nd, 2012

Perhaps one of my favourite Synopsisizes yet, even if I do say so myself. For those who don’t know what these are, basically Oliver Taylor talks really quickly about a film without stopping for breath, whilst simultaneously attempting to be funny. God, he’s good.

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Tomb Raider (Video)

February 15th, 2012

Yes yes. I know it’s a Monday, but the internet doesn’t have to know! I can pretend this was posted on a Wednesday, then it still counts as a Midweek Media piece! Yay! Be sure to let us know which movie you want Synopsisize next, and it may (not) happen. Anyway, Oliver Taylor lives here so check him out!

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9 (Video)

February 8th, 2012

It’s Wednesday again! Thank God. It means I don’t have to write any words. Why? Because it’s time for Midweek Media of course! Here’s another Synopsisize video from Mr. Oliver Taylor. Helpfully, this is the first Synopsisize for a movie I’ve not seen, and now, I don’t even need to watch it anymore! Huzzah!