Dear Gladys


 

I feel sorry for spammers. Honestly, I do. They spend their days composing and sending out emails yet they never get any replies. And when they do, it’s probably just me taking the piss. Usually, I give them a false sense of hope, like here, but sometimes, I have to play my cards a little differently…

 

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TO:                ngoneill@hotmail.co.uk
FROM:         gladys.ijere02@hotmail.fr
SUBJECT:   My Dear

 

My Dear,

 

How are you today? I know this mail will come to you as a surprise, because you don’t know me and I don’t know you well. Let me first of all introduce myself to you, My name is Miss Gladys Ijere Paul, 21 years old girl from Guinea Bissau. I am tall and fair in complexion, I am loving and caring. After finish my prayer, I got your email from yahoo trust search when I was searching for a foreign partner who will help me for business transaction.

 

Please reply me if only you are interested and ready to help me and provide an account that will be use in receiving the fund into your bank account. Please I need your help so that we can proceed.

 

Honestly Speaking I have a special something I want to discuses with you about my life and this transaction, I know age will not be a beerier to our relationship. What I need is just your love and caring.

 

I will give you my best; I really want to have a good relationship with you. I will send my pictures to you and also tell you more about my self, Have a wonderful day with love and trust, bye for now, I am waiting to hear from you soon, Thanks.

 

Miss Gladys.

 

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TO:                gladys.ijere02@hotmail.fr
FROM:         ngoneill@hotmail.co.uk
SUBJECT:   Not Your Dear

 

Dear Gladys,

You have a stupid name. Please leave me alone.

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Short, and to the point.

 


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